Browsing: animal jokes

Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must…

This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse… – A farm boy who had just finished his schooling on the farm,…

Pig Farmer – A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When he approached the pig farmer,…

Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a…

The Vet Bill – A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The…

Inky Pig – Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

Cat in the Way – Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a…

Sick Rabbit Trick – A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is…

New Bull – Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.First Bull: "I’ve been here five…

Roadkill Logic – Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have…