Browsing: animal jokes

Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter.

Elephants, Beavers and the Jungle – Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? Because elephants…

One-Legged Hop – Q: Why did the bunny hop around on one leg?A: Because the other one was on a…

Frog on the Lady’s Head – A lady with a frog stuck to her head comes to the doctor’s office.…

Dachshund Attraction – This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female. A friend of hers calls one day…

Birdie Poem – Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a big girl I…

Monkey Relates the Terrible Accident – A cop comes around a curve in the road and sees a bad accident.…

Fly Away – What do you call a fly in a blonde’s brain? A space invader!

Chicken Crossfire – Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from…

Kansas Wizard – A toad with a yellow penis wants to fit in with the other toads in the neighborhood,…