Browsing: animal jokes

Wailing Whale – What do you do with a blue whale? Cheer it up!

Hurt Bee Back – Q: How did the bee hurt his back?A: He fell off his honey.

Man and Pig? – Q: What’s the difference between a man and a pig? A: You mean there IS a…

Fish Brains – Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? A: Dam

Chicken Joke: Dirty! – What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?…

Girl and Dog – A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into…

No-Legged Dog – Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left him.

Octopus and a Cow – Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?A: An animal…

You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red, and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender!

Only One Yogi Bear – Q: Why didn’t they make two Yogi bears?A: Because someone made a Boo Boo.