Sunday, November 17
Browsing: animal jokes
Mud Hole Moral – A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud…
Peckers – What can a bird do that a man can’t? Eat with his pecker!
Mmmmmmmilk – A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away.…
Ba Ba Black Sheep – Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where…
Dogs in Trouble – Three dogs were sitting in the vet’s waiting room. One of the dogs was looking glum,…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: Rotisserie chicken.
Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path."What…
Tatonka – There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets…
Charging Elephant – How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card!
Blossom and Porky – An old lady notices a little girl frolicking in the park with her dog. She asks,…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Lips – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so bad, when she talks, her…
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Limerick: Man from Peru – There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Minute Maid – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it took…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Speedstick – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she makes Speedstick…
The Unconcerned Widow – An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married…
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