Friday, February 7
Browsing: animal jokes
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers – Q: Why doesn’t Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh
The Old Lady’s Three Wishes – A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old lady."What would…
Wizard of Toad – There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad activities because he was…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance.
Holy Cow – A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over…
Football Animals – During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got hauled into the dog pound…
Cat Hospital – Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a cat-scan done.
Male Bashing – Q: What can a bird do that a man can’t? A: Whistle through his pecker.
Kangaphant – What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together? Giant holes all over Africa!
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Britney ain’t no Barbie Doll – Q: What did the Barbie doll say to Britney…
Walks Into a Bar… Mermaid Sex – An old man walks into a bar and…
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