Browsing: animal jokes

Four Legs – Q: What has four legs and barks?A: Siamese twins doing it doggy-style.

The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle – After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London…

Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into…

Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and a lollipop?A: A c**ksucker.

Donkeys’ Quixotic Journey – Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see? The Wiseass.

That’s Cheesy – Q: Why did the mouse go to the party? A: He heard they were playing Parcheesi!

Bells on Cows – Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don’t work!

Frenchman and Farm Animals – What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat…

A Ton of Pinching – Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?A: An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo.

Sheep Herder On Trial – The strident prosecutor begins: ”Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the State will prove that…