Browsing: animal jokes

Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.

The Little Fire Engine – A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck…

Just browsing – A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he…

Osama’s Spawn – What did Osama name his last daughter? Camela – after her mother. ——————— Knock Knock… Roxanne ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~…

Blonde and Goldfish – A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she…

Psychiatrist’s Best Friend – A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to…

A Bunny Story – Once there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny…

Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize and wipe it off.

Hurt Bee Back – Q: How did the bee hurt his back?A: He fell off his honey.

Humming Bees – Q: Why do bees hum?A: They don’t know the words.