Friday, February 7
Browsing: animal jokes
The Dead Dog – There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere.…
Walks Into a Bar… Got Grapes? – A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"The bartender, confused,…
Football Fan To The Rescue – Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a…
Fly Away – What do you call a fly in a blonde’s brain? A space invader!
One-Legged Hop – Q: Why did the bunny hop around on one leg?A: Because the other one was on a…
Politics Joke 2 – Four surgeons were sitting around discussing whom they like to operate on. The first surgeon said,…
Porcupine vs. Bus – Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and a bus?A: A bus has the pricks on…
Two Blondes and a Lake – Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.One blonde yells, "How do I…
Pig in a Bar – A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to…
Taking Ducks to Market – Once there was a farmer with three sons. He gave a duck to his eldest…
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Perfect Tee Shot – A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an…
Free Sex with Fill Up – Two good ol’ boys were driving down the road…
Scary Stages of College – You know you’re in trouble when… 1. The McDonald’s people…
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow – Q: How does a redneck tell…
Blonde Bellybutton – Why was the Blonde’s bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Breast Feeding – Yo’ Mama’s so old, when she breast…
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