Sunday, November 17
Browsing: animal jokes
Rabbit Breakout – Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat…
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Redneck Dog – Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down at their dog who was…
What, Exactly, Are Cats? – 1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you.…
Running Blind – A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed a blind man and his…
An Atheist and a Bear – An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had…
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Won’t happen…
Barnum & Bailey – Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected…
It’s Very Difficult To Marry Princesses – Three men want to marry the king’s most beautiful daughter. The king agrees…
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize and wipe it off.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fax – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a…
Nine Is Enough – Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs…
Hand-Eye Coordination – Q: What two men’s hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?A: Video games…
Lincoln Booty Call… Address – Can I give you my Gettysburg address? No? How about…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Jimmy Hoffa – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
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