Browsing: animal jokes

Here, Piggy, Piggy – An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer…

Huh? – Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a ‘rough toad to…

Ants Dancing – Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Mouse Droppings – An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle…

Energizer Bunny – What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and…

How to Catch an Elephant – As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you…

Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"

Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Happy Dog – How much do I owe Yo’ Mama? My dog came home happy…

Kid and Animals – There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed…

Mrs. Andrews & Her Lost Love – Mrs. Andrews named her cat Love because it was so affectionate. One day,…