Browsing: animal jokes

Sheep Boy – A farmer finds a man screwing one of his sheep and a little boy watching.He walks up…

The Ant – Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!

Unbearable Lightness of Being – One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that…

The Fish-Eating Competition – One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman couldn”t eat them all…

Gynecologist and a Dog – Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?A: Wet noses.

Sheep Herder On Trial – The strident prosecutor begins: ”Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the State will prove that…

How To Bathe A Cat – I. Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of…

Mouse Droppings – An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle…

NASA Chicken Canon – NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets…

Cat in the Way – Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a…