Sunday, November 17
Browsing: animal jokes
Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk."We better take…
Mary Had A Little Lamb – Mary had a little sheep With this sheep She went to sleep The sheep…
Fly Off The Toilet – Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off.
Walks Into a Bar… Gator Bite – A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.…
Blonde and Cool Elephants – Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses…
Three Nuns and a Parrot – Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day. On…
Why did God give women… – Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than cows? A: So that…
Walks Into a Bar… Monkey Eats Everything – A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders…
A Sack Full of Chickens – Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over…
Kangaphant – What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together? Giant holes all over Africa!
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Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Your Birthday – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she dumpster…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Redwoods – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses California…
Two Of These Things Belong Together – What’s the odd one out? 1) A lobster…
Three Nuns and a Parrot – Three nuns used to go to the church from…
Washington Booty Call… First Lady – I cannot tell a lie. Baby, YOU’RE my first…
Superhero Booty Call… Tingling – Something’s tingling, and it’s not my spider-sense.
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