Thursday, December 19
Browsing: animal jokes
Lucky Frog – I took a day off from work to play golf. I was on the fourth hole, when…
Capon Fear – Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed…
Porcupine vs. Bus – Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and a bus?A: A bus has the pricks on…
Porcupines – Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.
Totally Bats – Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired…
A.J. Jamal: Free Cats – Cats are cool because you don’t have to buy them. You see them on the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… World Wildlife Foundation – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the World Wildlife Foundation gave her…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer had just inherited some of…
For my next trick… – Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor? A: It drove down the lane and…
Bunnies and Carrots – Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots??? A: Bunny farts!
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Jane’s Addiction – Q: What’s the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer? A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Animal Crackers – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, they use…
A.J. Jamal: Mama’s Scripture – My mom was the kind that’d send us to church…
Lawyer and Sperm – Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?A:…
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