Sunday, November 17
Browsing: animal jokes
What Came First… – Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs? A: Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Perverted Parrot – Q: What does a perverted parrot say?A: Polly want a rim job.
Fish Eye – Q: What do you call a fish without an eye? A: A "FSHhh"
Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must…
This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse… – A farm boy who had just finished his schooling on the farm,…
Pig Farmer – A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When he approached the pig farmer,…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a…
The Vet Bill – A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The…
Inky Pig – Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.
Cat in the Way – Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Weigh Station – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she’s…
Signs You’re Burned Out – 10. You’re so tired you now answer the phone, ‘Hell.’…
Farting gay men – Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
Birdman – Little girl: "Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?’" Mother: "Because he…
Diving Without Equipment – Twenty feet below sea level, a diver notices another guy at…
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