Friday, February 7
Browsing: animal jokes
Psychiatrist’s Best Friend – A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to…
A Bunny Story – Once there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny…
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize and wipe it off.
Hurt Bee Back – Q: How did the bee hurt his back?A: He fell off his honey.
Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must…
Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room – A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a…
The Christmas Parrot – A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for…
George of the Jungle – George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle with no other people. Since…
My Dog Don’t Bite – A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on…
Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don’t crap on the street…
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Alien Booty Call… Expel – I must expel some sprakzerl fluid. May I use your…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Gas Station – Yo’ Mama is like a gas station: pump…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shade – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she goes to…
Big Trouble – A 6’4” ninth grader was acting up in class. His teacher looked…
Blonde’s Fav Blonde Joke – What’s brown and black and blue all over? A brunette…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Roll Over – Yo’ Mama is so fat, after she…
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