Wednesday, April 2
Browsing: animal jokes
The Other Side – Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one…
Redneck Booty Call… Hog – Care to worm my hog?
Charging Elephant – How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card!
Squirrel Kickin” Back – Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach? A: To keep its nuts warm.
Peanut Butter Rooster – Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?…
Harry Potter Quiz – What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog? He ran… wouldn’t you?
Sheep Boy – A farmer finds a man screwing one of his sheep and a little boy watching.He walks up…
The Ant – Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
Unbearable Lightness of Being – One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that…
The Fish-Eating Competition – One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman couldn”t eat them all…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Long Distance – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has…
A Special Night in Iowa – Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors…
Feel Like a Woman – A plane is passing through a severe storm when a…
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