Saturday, November 16
Browsing: animal jokes
The Cowboy’s Last Wishes – A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by…
My Dog Don’t Bite – A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on…
Dog Dancer – Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?A: They have two left feet.
Sheep Organ – What is the longest organ in a sheep’s body? A New Zealander’s cock!
Green and Jumpy – What is green and jumps from bed to bed? A prostitoad.
Blonde NASA Engineer – NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the…
Pop a Cap in the Lion’s Gluts – There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt…
Man Catches Crocodile – A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me…
Gynecologist and a Dog – Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?A: Wet noses.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got hauled into the dog pound…
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Golf Buddies – There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things…
The Fish-Eating Competition – One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Refrigerator – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses the…
Sexual Sofa – An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by…
Elephant and the Naked Man – Q: What did the elephant say to the naked…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Dead Sea – Yo’ Mama is so old, she calls…
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