Wednesday, January 29
Browsing: animal jokes
Jesus Is Gonna Get You – A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of…
Blonde and Cool Elephants – Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses…
Fly vs. Mosquito – What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A fly can fly but a…
A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights… – Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights…
Perverted Parrot – Q: What does a perverted parrot say?A: Polly want a rim job.
The Greatest Cow – Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads:…
Sleeping Squirrel – Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm!
Calf’s Tail vs. Tie – Q: What is the difference between a calf’s tail and a tie?A: The calf’s tail…
Frog on the Lady’s Head – A lady with a frog stuck to her head comes to the doctor’s office.…
Three Dumb Hunters – Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he’s going to get a buck.…
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Brunette Meets Genie – A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a…
Y2K Nostalgia – Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were invited on the eve…
I Have Some News for You – A man notices a peculiar rash on his…
Two Spoons – At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the…
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