Friday, February 7
Browsing: animal jokes
Cross the Road… Fat Turkey – Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?A: To get hit by my…
You Did What With A What? – A woman went to the doctor’s and complained of being really sore. "Do…
Sheep and Kangaroo – Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?A: A sweater with…
Human DNA and Goats – Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human…
Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk."We better take…
Eagles and Weasels – Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
The Naked Truth – This guy is having an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early…
Roadkill Logic – Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have…
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves…
West Virginia Ghosts – A visiting professor at the University of West Virginia gives a seminar on the supernatural.To get…
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Troublesome Train – A man and his wife check into a cheap hotel. The husband…
Ducks and Elephants – Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires. Why…
Blonde Tap Dancer – Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?A: She fell in…
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