Browsing: animal jokes

Bells on Cows – Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don’t work!

Frenchman and Farm Animals – What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat…

A Ton of Pinching – Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?A: An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo.

Sheep Herder On Trial – The strident prosecutor begins: ”Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the State will prove that…

Baptism Is Not for Everyone – No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize a cat.

Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room – A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a…

Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls…

Bubble Blowing Duckies –     Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The…

Politics Joke 3 – George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The president looks…

The "No Love" Boat – When the ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals and…