Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Bow-Legged Doe – Q: What did the bow-legged doe say?A: That’s the last time I do that for 10 bucks.
Blonde Counting Sheep – Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She…
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your…
The Offspring – A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in the forest. One day, a…
Blonde and a Pig – A blonde walks down the street with a pig under her arm. A passerby asks,…
Carrots – How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Park – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw…
Panda Booty Call… Cute – Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a…
Taking Ducks to Market – Once there was a farmer with three sons. He gave a duck to his eldest…
Cow Fun – What do cows read in the morning? The daily moos!
More Jokes
You’re So Fat…Shade – You’re so fat, you could sell shade.
Pirate Booty Call… Anchor – Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon? Yar!
Beaver – Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.…
Husbands’ Performance – Three women talk about their husband’s performance as lovers.The first woman says,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Penny – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a…
Geek Booty Call… Form – Your form is more arousing to me than that of…
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