Friday, February 7
Browsing: animal jokes
What, Exactly, Are Cats? – 1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you.…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his…
A Gummy Problem – Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken’s foot
Walks Into a Bar… Frugal Gorilla – A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks,…
Lost in West Virginia Memories – A reporter goes to the hills of West Virginia to research an article about…
Three-Legged Dog – A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I’m lookin’ for the man who shot my…
Wailing Whale – What do you do with a blue whale? Cheer it up!
American in Mexico – There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so…
Another Chicken, Another Road – Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?
Mole Removal – Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from…
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Ya Wanna Find Jesus? – A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were…
Ready, Aim… – A Vicar and his friend, Colin were playing golf. Colin misses a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Roll – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can roll…
Rubbing Riddle – Q: What’s about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance…
Teaching a Buncha Hooligans – A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her…
Religious Nuts – There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian…
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