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New Family for the Parrot – A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day.The clerk warns…
Giovanni the… – It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and his friend Giovanni sit at a table outside a cafe…
Turtle Crossing – Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ”Shell” station!
Circus Elephant – A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus. When his father left…
Four Legs – Q: What has four legs and barks?A: Siamese twins doing it doggy-style.
The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle – After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London…
Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and a lollipop?A: A c**ksucker.
Donkeys’ Quixotic Journey – Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see? The Wiseass.
That’s Cheesy – Q: Why did the mouse go to the party? A: He heard they were playing Parcheesi!
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