Friday, February 7
Browsing: animal jokes
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Capon Fear – Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed…
Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Circus Elephant – A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus. When his father left…
Walks Into a Bar… South American Toad – A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with…
Dogs in Trouble – Three dogs were sitting in the vet’s waiting room. One of the dogs was looking glum,…
Those Darn Blondes – Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k? A: Spits out the feathers.
Bird vs. Fly – What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly…
Of Mice and Men – What do mice and men have in common? They both run around hunting for holes!
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Smiles – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her smile makes puppies whimper.
More Jokes
English Patient – An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit…
Viking Booty Call… Pillaging – Normally I’d be raping and pillaging, but you make me…
Law School for Nuns – What do you call a nun who just passed her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tampons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she rolls her…
Six Feet Under the Sheets – Marge was cheating on her husband with another man…
Slip Into Something More Comfortable – Why don’t you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.
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