Sunday, November 17
Browsing: animal jokes
Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Happy Dog – How much do I owe Yo’ Mama? My dog came home happy…
Kid and Animals – There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed…
Mrs. Andrews & Her Lost Love – Mrs. Andrews named her cat Love because it was so affectionate. One day,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Smiles – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her smile makes puppies whimper.
Mole Removal – Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from…
Huge Pause – A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and…………… coke" The bartender asks…
Here, Chicken, Chicken – Where is the world’s fastest chicken from? Ethiopia!
Parrot-Prostitutes – A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only…
Faster Than a Tiger – Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger. One of the…
More Jokes
Cross the Road… Turkey – Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: Because he…
Pulling His Cheney – George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney…
Irresistible Six Inches – Q: What are six inches long and irresistible to women?A: Dollar…
Blonde Counting Sheep – Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she…
Contractor Booty Call… Evacuation – I’m skilled in the art of hand evacuation.
Dirty Swiss – Q: Whats brown and has holes? A: Swiss shit.
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