Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your…
The Offspring – A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in the forest. One day, a…
Blonde and a Pig – A blonde walks down the street with a pig under her arm. A passerby asks,…
Carrots – How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Park – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw…
Panda Booty Call… Cute – Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a…
Taking Ducks to Market – Once there was a farmer with three sons. He gave a duck to his eldest…
Cow Fun – What do cows read in the morning? The daily moos!
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday morning at 4:30 AM the man…
Nasty Cashiers – A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food…
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Talking Out of Your Ass – If I wanted to hear from an asshole I…
Hurricane & Marriage – How is a hurricane like a marriage? At the beginning there’s…
The Christmas Parrot – A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping,…
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