Browsing: animal jokes

It’s What’s For Dinner – What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off

Bullwinkle – Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada? A: Moose and Squirrel

Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.

Polygon – Q: What’s a polygon?A: A dead parrot.

Blonde & Turtle – Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They’re both screwed on…

Walks Into a Bar… South American Toad – A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with…

Psychiatrist’s Best Friend – A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to…

Easter Egg Hunt – Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?A: He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s…

Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.

That’s Really, Really Nasty & Practical – 3 bums were outside a bar.The first one went in and asked for…