Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Bees Pees – Q: Where does a bee pee? A: At the BP station.
Eagles and Weasels – Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Math Dog – What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? The wrong answer.
Bar… Alligator – A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10 feet long. The bartender flips…
Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk."We better take…
Mary Had A Little Lamb – Mary had a little sheep With this sheep She went to sleep The sheep…
Fly Off The Toilet – Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off.
Walks Into a Bar… Gator Bite – A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.…
Blonde and Cool Elephants – Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses…
Three Nuns and a Parrot – Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day. On…
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Baywatch – What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson’s breasts? Silicon Valley.
Hop on Pop – Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy’s stomach last night?""I…
Blondes Are Whores, Apparently – What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill…
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