Browsing: animal jokes

Duck-Hunting Dog Tells All – A man invites a friend to watch his prize duck hunting dog at work.They approach…

Redneck Booty Call… Hog – Care to worm my hog?

The Blonde Takes on Grasshopper Biology – A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.She pulls off one of…

Human DNA and Goats – Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human…

Basketball Chicken – Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

What Came First… – Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs? A: Because if she dropped them, they’d break.

Perverted Parrot – Q: What does a perverted parrot say?A: Polly want a rim job.

Fish Eye – Q: What do you call a fish without an eye? A: A "FSHhh"

Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must…

This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse… – A farm boy who had just finished his schooling on the farm,…