Sunday, November 17
Browsing: animal jokes
Mmmmmmmilk – A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away.…
Ba Ba Black Sheep – Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where…
Dogs in Trouble – Three dogs were sitting in the vet’s waiting room. One of the dogs was looking glum,…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: Rotisserie chicken.
Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path."What…
Tatonka – There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets…
Charging Elephant – How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card!
Blossom and Porky – An old lady notices a little girl frolicking in the park with her dog. She asks,…
In the Name of the Father – A twenty-five-year-old man walks into a bar and sits down next to his…
Donkey and Onion – What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?A piece of ass that…
More Jokes
Big ‘n’ Green – What’s green with 20,000 assholes? A St.Patrick’s Day parade!
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Milk Carton – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Hipster Booty Call… Tattoo – Can you help me pick out a design for my…
Blondes in a Volkswagen – Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?A:…
Geek Booty Call… Sniffer – My sniffer wants to decode your packet.
Pirate Booty Call… Boat – Come back to my ship and we’ll splice the mainbrace.…
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