Browsing: animal jokes

Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path."What…

Walks Into a Bar… Three Tests – A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large…

Here, Piggy, Piggy – An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer…

Gorilla and Computer – Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?A: Hairy Reasoner.

Gorilla Control – A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. A van pulls up…

The Tale Of The Three Holes – This guy was really sleepy and needed a place to stay for the…

Man and Pig? – Q: What’s the difference between a man and a pig? A: You mean there IS a…

For my next trick… – Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor? A: It drove down the lane and…

Panda Booty Call… Cute – Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a…

Sick Rabbit Trick – A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is…