Browsing: animal jokes

Pegasus, we hardly knew ye – Why did God stop making pegasuses? Because it took too long to clean their…

Turtle Crossing – Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ”Shell” station!

Blonde… Cows – Why do blondes have one more brain cell than cows? So when you pull on a blonde’s…

Moosehead Beer – Q. How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead? A. By the antler marks on his…

Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t do and a lawyer should…

Scott LaRose: Angry T. Rexes – The T. Rexes were all angry. You know why? Because these huge muscular creatures…

Chicken on the Football Field – Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a…

Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!

Capon Fear – Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed…

Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.