Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Bunnies and Carrots – Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots??? A: Bunny farts!
Here, Piggy, Piggy – An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer…
Huh? – Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a ‘rough toad to…
Ants Dancing – Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Mouse Droppings – An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle…
Energizer Bunny – What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and…
How to Catch an Elephant – As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Happy Dog – How much do I owe Yo’ Mama? My dog came home happy…
Kid and Animals – There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed…
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Priest’s New Job – After several years of serving the church in a far away…
Very Robust Zacklies – "Where did you get those zacklies?" "Zacklies?" "Yeah, your breath smells…
Blonde and the Bottle Cap – Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off the…
Gourmet Booty Call… Sous Chef – Mind if my sous chef watches?
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