Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Walks Into a Bar… Jets Fan – A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says,…
Bird Brained – Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Sean…
Chicken on the Football Field – Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a…
Kangaroo + Leap Year = – What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar? A leap…
Lost in West Virginia Memories – A reporter goes to the hills of West Virginia to research an article about…
Blondes and Caves – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde’s vagina and a cave?A: A couple of inches.
Cross the Road… Little Cow – Q: Why did the calf cross the road?A: To get to the udder side.
Peanut Butter Rooster – Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?…
Goose Hunting – So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese. He catches one and puts it in…
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
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Pirate Booty Call… Head – Need to use the head? I’ve got one you can…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie. These dentures aren’t the only…
Clinton and AIDS – Most wives whose husbands fool around have to worry about their…
Batman & Robin Flatten Criminals! – What happened when Batman and Robin got run over…
Robot Booty Call… Tears – If you were a tear in my eye, I would…
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