Browsing: animal jokes

Grayscale Photo of Laughing Old Man

Blonde and Prawn – What do blondes and shrimps have in common? Their heads are full of shit, but the…

woman standing while laughing and biting her finger

Cat Rescue – Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire.…

The Dead Dog – There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere.…

Woman in Gray Tank Top Laughing

Return the Dog – Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.…

Woman in White Spaghetti Strap Tank Top Laughing Next to Man

Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don’t crap on the street…

A Woman Laughing in Bed

Old Joe – A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas.…

Male Bashing – Q: What can a bird do that a man can’t? A: Whistle through his pecker.