Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator – Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer.…
First Day of School – Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of…
Bow-Legged Doe – Q: What did the bow-legged doe say?A: That’s the last time I do that for 10 bucks.
Blonde Counting Sheep – Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She…
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your…
The Offspring – A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in the forest. One day, a…
Blonde and a Pig – A blonde walks down the street with a pig under her arm. A passerby asks,…
Carrots – How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Park – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw…
Panda Booty Call… Cute – Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a…
More Jokes
St. Patrick Taunts – Three Englishmen drink in a bar and spot an Irishman in…
Perfect Ten – What is Michael Jackson’s idea of a perfect 10? Two 5-year-olds!
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bucket of Chicken – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when…
Fat? – How can you tell if your girlfriend is too fat or not? If…
Blonde…Faxes – How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? There’s a…
The Twinkie Joke – A 14-year-old girl walks into a hairdresser’s shop with a Twinkie…
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