Browsing: animal jokes

Running Blind – A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed a blind man and his…

Taking the Bait – An old farmer is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the…

The Doctor’s Little Voice – There was a doctor that had been having sex with a number of his patients,…

Inky Pig – Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

Turn On Your Energizer Bunny – What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He…

Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.

Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter.

New Bull – Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.First Bull: "I’ve been here five…

Dogs and Cats – A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom. "What’s a bitch and…

Leopard vs. Poodle – A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle…