Browsing: animal jokes

Turtle Sexuality – What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!

New Family for the Parrot – A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day.The clerk warns…

Giovanni the… – It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and his friend Giovanni sit at a table outside a cafe…

Turtle Crossing – Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ”Shell” station!

Circus Elephant – A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus. When his father left…

Four Legs – Q: What has four legs and barks?A: Siamese twins doing it doggy-style.

The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle – After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London…

Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into…

Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and a lollipop?A: A c**ksucker.

Donkeys’ Quixotic Journey – Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see? The Wiseass.