Browsing: animal jokes

What, Exactly, Are Cats? – 1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you.…

Running Blind – A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed a blind man and his…

An Atheist and a Bear – An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had…

Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Won’t happen…

Barnum & Bailey – Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected…

It’s Very Difficult To Marry Princesses – Three men want to marry the king’s most beautiful daughter. The king agrees…

Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize and wipe it off.

The Day Owl and The Night Cat – In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive…

Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Football Fan To The Rescue – Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a…