Browsing: animal jokes

The Bear Hunter – A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear hunting. The first morning…

The Doctor’s Little Voice – There was a doctor that had been having sex with a number of his patients,…

Mud Hole Moral – A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud…

Peckers – What can a bird do that a man can’t? Eat with his pecker!

Mmmmmmmilk – A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away.…

Ba Ba Black Sheep – Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where…

Dogs in Trouble – Three dogs were sitting in the vet’s waiting room. One of the dogs was looking glum,…

Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: Rotisserie chicken.

Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path."What…

Tatonka – There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets…