Browsing: animal jokes

Calf’s Tail vs. Tie – Q: What is the difference between a calf’s tail and a tie?A: The calf’s tail…

Shepherd To Shepherd – What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of…

The Fish-Eating Competition – One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman couldn”t eat them all…

Taking the Bait – An old farmer is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the…

Late AGAIN – A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate…

Cow at Cranberry Cove – What do you call a cow murder mystery? A moo-done-it.

One-Eyed Blonde – Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!"The…

Blonde and Prawn – What do blondes and shrimps have in common? Their heads are full of shit, but the…

Cat Rescue – Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire.…

The Dead Dog – There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere.…