Thursday, December 12
Browsing: animal jokes
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound…
Broken Cage – Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his…
The Little Fire Engine – A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck…
Miss Piggy’s Feelin’ Fresh – Why does Miss Piggy douche with vinegar and water? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour…
Doe in the Woods – Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods? A:…
Leek Limerick – There was a man from Leek Who instead of a nose had a beak. It grew quite…
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs. A: Ground Beef!
Of Mice and Men – What do mice and men have in common? They both run around hunting for holes!
Smart Blonde – What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
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Classic Booty Call… Tear – If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t…
Little Johnny… Stand Up – A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology…
Well-Endowed Queen – What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch dick? A…
Double Wide – Q: What is a double-wide salad? A: It’s for people who can’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Good Side – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had…
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