Saturday, February 8
Browsing: animal jokes
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound…
NASA Chicken Canon – NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets…
Cat in the Way – Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a…
An Atheist and a Bear – An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had…
Cross the Road… Little Cow – Q: Why did the calf cross the road?A: To get to the udder side.
The "No Love" Boat – When the ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals and…
Bird it Through the Grapevine – Q: Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet? A:…
Penguins Go to the Zoo – A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The…
What, Exactly, Are Cats? – 1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you.…
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Bad Skin – What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne waits until your…
Feel Like a Woman – A plane is passing through a severe storm when a…
Walks Into a Bar… Menu – A guy walks into a bar and sees a…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars…
Blonde Bird Killer – How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off…
Booger Wooger – What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli!
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