Friday, March 28
Browsing: animal jokes
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound…
Dog and Elephant – Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?A: A very nervous…
Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path."What…
Walks Into a Bar… Three Tests – A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large…
Here, Piggy, Piggy – An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer…
Gorilla and Computer – Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?A: Hairy Reasoner.
Gorilla Control – A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. A van pulls up…
The Tale Of The Three Holes – This guy was really sleepy and needed a place to stay for the…
Man and Pig? – Q: What’s the difference between a man and a pig? A: You mean there IS a…
For my next trick… – Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor? A: It drove down the lane and…
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Magic Fingers – While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the…
Saint Patrick’s Day Troubleshooting – SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to satisfy and the front of your…
Walks Into a Bar… South American Toad – A young guy walks into a bar.…
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