Friday, November 8
Browsing: animal jokes
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound…
It’s What’s For Dinner – What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
Bullwinkle – Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada? A: Moose and Squirrel
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
Polygon – Q: What’s a polygon?A: A dead parrot.
Blonde & Turtle – Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They’re both screwed on…
Walks Into a Bar… South American Toad – A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with…
Psychiatrist’s Best Friend – A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to…
Easter Egg Hunt – Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?A: He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
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Lawyer Minivan Tragedy – Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What’s the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Ski Slope – Yo’ Mama is so fat, people use…
Fire Engine Red – Why are fire engines red? You’d be red too if somebody…
Singled Out – Q: What do men in a singles bar have in common?A: They’re…
Osama Doesn’t Get Any – Why doesn’t Osama bin Laden have sex with his five…
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