Stoopit Pickup Lines – 1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! 2. Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good. 3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. 4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you. 5. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I’d be coming too. 6. I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. 7. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous. 8. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants. 9. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. 10. Baby, you must be tired cuz you have been running through my mind all night!!
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