A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair – there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?” “
Ever go a fishin’?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.
“Ummm, yeah…” the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, “Did you ever catch ’em all?”
Saturday, April 5
Speeding ticket
Police Business - Military Jokes
1 Min Read
More jokes
Tag cloud
baby doll
Yo' Mama
funny jokes
postman's last day
Just In
Childbirth simulator
police
putin
work jokes
Yo mama so ugly
cat scan
politics
mailbox joke
stoner
blonde jokes
dogs
Economy
Cross the Road
Types of sex
Something Funny
ass jokes
Country Marriage
mailman
cats
first job
Science
travel jokes
Celebrity
Chief Samurai
flat tire
irish
elderly men
animal jokes
Car Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
food
flight for Toronto
Picks
insults
genie
Opinion
Doctor Jokes
More Jokes
Zebra Definition – What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an…
Dave in a Cave Limerick – There once was a man named Dave, Who kept…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Speed Limit – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when the…
Three Hymns – One Sunday, a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little…
Corporate Booty Call… Loop – I want you to reach out and loop me in.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chocolate Milk – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she bleeds…
Subscribe to Updates
Get the latest creative Jokes from jokesaz.com about doctors, lawyers and politics.
© 2025 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.