Special Talent at the Old Folks’ Home – An old woman says to an old man at the rest home, "I can guess your age."The man doesn’t believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try."Pull down your pants," she says.She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You’re 84 years old.""That’s amazing," the man says. "How did you know?""You told me yesterday."
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