South Park

Mud Hole Moral – A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The…

Blonde Half-Wit – What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted

Seasick – Mr. Johnson’s wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: "We could…

Discontinued Jelly Bean Flavors – 1. Gangrene 2. New Car 3. Burn Victim 4. Dimetapp…

Condom/Coffin – Q: What is the difference between a condom and a coffin? A: One…

Descent Proposal – A business man is trying to find a potental wife. So he…