Soccer Booty Call… Touch

Capon Fear – Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Far from being a…

Pints – Q: What’s gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant.

Two Toothpicks and a Straw – One night as a bartender is closing up his…

Deaf Blonde – Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she…

Jock Booty Call… My Handler – Hey babe, I’d like you to be my ball…

Slip Into Something More Comfortable – Why don’t you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.