Snobby Tampons

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Butter – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s…

Astronaut Booty Call… Ejection – Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?

Chips and Dip – Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?…

Twinkie Insult – I haven’t seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.

Jailhouse Marriage – An accountant goes to jail for embezzlement, and they put him in…

The Greatest Cow – Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he…