Signs It’s a Bad Day – — You wake up on pavement.– You can’t find the clothes you wore home from the party.– Your twin forgets your birthday.– You wake up to discover your waterbed broke, and then remember you don’t have a waterbed.– You wake up with your mouth guard stuck, and then remember you don’t wear a mouth guard.– Your blind date turns out to be your ex-husband.– You put both contact lenses in the same eye.– Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George
