Short Blonde Jokes

Yo’ Mama Is Like… Brick – Yo’ Mama is like a brick: always getting laid.

Little Johnny… Peanut – Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark…

Two Prisoners, Two Choices –     Two explorers are flying over the Amazon. The Plane…

Hand Me Downs – Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?…

Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Armpits – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, her teachers gave…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Reflection – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she looks…