Sexist Pig Joke

Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Karma – Getting good karma requires giving… and giving… and giving…

Zombie Booty Call… Rags – Nice rags. I love how they cling to what’s left…

Things Men Don’t Say – — Let’s watch Lifetime.– Sex is overrated.– I don’t want…

Gorilla Noses – Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?A: Because they have big fingers.

Two Ribbons – A woman calls a clinic and says she hasn’t been able to…

Blonde Mating Call – Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: "I’m…