Sexist Pig Joke

Ass-icons – regular ass(_!_)fat ass(__!__)tight ass(!)flat ass(_._)bubble ass(_^_)sore ass(_*_)lop-sided ass(_!__)swishy ass{_!_}surprised ass(_o_)ass that’s been around(_O_)kiss…

Blonde’s Relatives – Q: Where do blondes go to visit their relatives?A: The vegetable garden.

Pirate Booty Call… Seamen – I’m here to satisfy yer craving for seamen. Yar!

Annoying Boy on Bus – A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right…

Walks Into a Bar… Cheese Sandwich – A man walks into a bar with a…

45 Pints of Milk – A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of…