Scott Thompson: Cher’s "Believe"

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Donut Seeds – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sex Wave – Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have…

Blonde…Bananas – Why don’t blondes eat bananas? They can’t find the zipper.

Splendor in the Grass – A man was walking down the street when he came…

Celtic Mortality – What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?…

Elevator Operator Booty Call… Preference – Personally, I prefer going down.