Salesman: A New One, Really – A travelling salesman’s car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by — and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers. "Sir," says the salesman. "Could you help me? My car’s broken down, and I need a place to stay for the night." "Sure," says the farmer. "But I only have one bed, and my very, very ugly daughter sleeps there." "Oh, crap," says the salesman. "I’m in the wrong joke."
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