Safety Curls

Loony Bin – A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his…

Classic Booty Call… Cops – The cops must be after you, because it’s illegal to…

Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the hospital? A. On crotches!

Gourmet Booty Call… Knife – No, that’s a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy…

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Chapstick – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses Chapstick…

Too Much Viagra – A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband. Her doctor…