Safe Sex for Rednecks

Panda Booty Call… WWF – You don’t get to be the face of the World…

Cruel Joke – What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer!

Blonde in Freezer – Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A:…

Contractor Booty Call… Torque – I’d like to test your full load torque.

The Height of Noise – Q: What is the height of noise?A: Two skeletons f**king…

Redneck Booty Call… Truck – That’s why they call it a pick-up truck!