Retired Sailor – An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time’s sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to the room. He’s going at it as best as he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute says, "Well, sailor, you’re doing about three knots." "How’s that?" he asks. She says, "You’re not hard, you’re not in, and you’re not getting your money back."
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