Retired Sailor – An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time’s sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to the room. He’s going at it as best as he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute says, "Well, sailor, you’re doing about three knots." "How’s that?" he asks. She says, "You’re not hard, you’re not in, and you’re not getting your money back."
Friday, November 15
Retired Sailor
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