Religious Views of the World – Taoism: S**t happens. Confucianism: Confucious says, s**t happens. Buddhism: If s**t happens, it isn’t really s**t. Zen: What is the sound of s**t happening? Hinduism: This s**t happened before. Islam: If s**t happens, it is the will of Allah. Protestantism: Let s**t happen to someone else. Native American: What is the medicine of s**t? Catholicism: If s**t happens, you deserve it. Judaism: Why does this s**t always happen to us? Pantheism: It’s all the same s**t. Atheism: I don’t believe this s**t. Agnosticism: What is this s**t?
