Redneck Recycling

Yo Mama… B#$%* – Yo Mama’s such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.

The Secret of Women – Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured…

Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me and death did us part, do…

Laughing Washing Machine – Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the…

Blonde Horse Sense – A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart.…

Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts – Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer…