Ready, Aim… – A Vicar and his friend, Colin were playing golf. Colin misses a 3 foot putt and yells, "G**damn it, missed the bugger!" and the vicar says, "If you keep saying that then God will punish you." Next hole Colin misses a 2 foot putt and says "G**damn it, missed the bugger!" and the vicar says, "ONE more time Colin, and God will punish you!" Then Colin misses a one foot putt and "G**DAMN IT!!!MISSED THE BUGGER!" Suddenly clouds form overhead. God comes down from Heaven and strikes the Vicar dead with a bolt of thunder. God says, "G**damn it! Missed the bugger!"
Monday, March 10
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