Proverbs

You Did What With A What? – A woman went to the doctor’s and complained…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Food Stamps – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate…

Contractor Booty Call… Stud – I like to think of myself as a nailable stud.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Voting District – Yo’ Mama is so fat, politicians fight…

Yo mama’s So Old…Social Security – Yo’ mama so old, her social security number is…

Pancakes – Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking. "What do…