Prostitute’s Children

Vat Vas Dat Agin? – Helga hangs the wash out to dry, then goes downtown…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dating Yo’ Dad – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, yo’…

Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.

Blonde House Party – How do you get a blonde on the roof? ….tell her…

Washington Booty Call… Sign – How’d you like to earn your own "George Washington Slept…

Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin’-Ha – What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!