Proctology, For Fun & Profit

Martooni – A lady walks into a bar and says,” Barkeep, gimme a martooni.” The…

Brains – An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came…

911 – Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.

Four Legs – Q: What has four legs and barks?A: Siamese twins doing it doggy-style.

Give Him What He Wants – An escaped convict broke into a house and tied…

Blonde With a Runny Nose – Q: What does it mean when a blonde has…