Poor Hearing – An old man goes to his doctor and says, "I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?"The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand 15 feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn’t respond keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears you."The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands 15 feet behind her and says, "What’s for dinner, honey?" No response. He moves to 10 feet behind her and asks again — no response. Five feet, no answer.Finally, he stands directly behind her and asks, "Honey, what’s for supper?"She says, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!"
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