Poker animals

Almost Famous – "You remind me of a famous movie star." "Really? Which one?" "Lassie."

Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…

Gary Condit’s Conductivity – Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face.…

Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of Googling myself.

Happy Butt – A teacher asks the new student her name. The girl replies, "Happy…

Meeting the Parents – A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents.…