Pirate Booty Call… Whale

Liar’s Clocks – It’s a slow day in heaven, so St. Peter decides to show…

Viking Booty Call… Red – Would you like to meet Erik the Red?

Hand Me Downs – Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?…

You’ll Be So Fat…Facebook Profile Pic – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your next…

E.T. – Q: What’s E.T. short for? A: Because he has little legs!

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