Pirate Booty Call… Long John

Hairy Pogo Stick – This guy goes to the doctors office and tells the doctor,…

Jock vs. Nerd – $ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes…

Law School for Nuns – What do you call a nun who just passed her…

You’ll Be So Fat…Bathtub – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll fill the bathtub…

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Smallest Hotel – What is the smallest hotel in the world? A pussy – because…