Pirate Booty Call… Long John

What’s Red (Nastiest Joke) – What’s red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion!

Corporate Booty Call… Mail Slot – I may have dropped something–I need to feel around…

Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elevator – Yo’ Mama is like an elevator, you push the…

Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!

The Greatest Cow – Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he…

Geek Booty Call… Power-Up – When I look at you, there’s a power-up in my…