Pig-ipede

Doggone It – What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff!

Private Baby – Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!

Male Grapes and Female Wine – Men are like a fine grape:– They are best…

Cow at Cranberry Cove – What do you call a cow murder mystery? A moo-done-it.

Mechanical Sex – How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex? One…

Lincoln Booty Call… Title – You know, they also used to call me "The Great…