Peter Johansson: Customs Security Search

Pirate Booty Call… Smile – When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!

Sexual Congress – Q: What do you get when you have 50 lesbians and 50…

Blondes On Blonde Jokes – Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel…

Pirate Booty Call… Timber – Come home with me and let’s shiver me timber. Yar!

Hipster Booty Call… Matching – That sport jacket totally matches your sneakers.

Yo’ Mama Is So Lazy… Nose Blowing – Yo’ Mama is so lazy, she stuck…