Performance Evaluations – — Since my last report, this employee not only hit rock bottom, he’s begun tunneling.– His team would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.– I would not allow this employee to breed.– This young lady has delusions of adequacy.– He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them.– This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.– Clients detest this employee on sight.– She brings a lot of joy whenever she leaves the room.– If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.– A prime candidate for natural de-selection.– Already donated his brain to science.– An employee of two minds: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.– If you give her a penny for her thoughts, you’ll get change.– Unbelievable that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg.– The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
