Perfect Ten

Lincoln Booty Call… Theater – Care to join me at the theater this evening?

Elephant Tampon – Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.

Don’t Drink And Not Drive – Two drunk guys stumble out of a bar and…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wet Floor – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she saw…

The Scent of an Old Woman – A haggard old lady rides in a fancy…

Little Girls – Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they’re…