Peacock

Bravery – What’s the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

Contractor Booty Call… Evacuation – I’m skilled in the art of hand evacuation.

Loser Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven? ‘Cause…

Taxi Fare – A frat boy gets into the back of a cab and asks…

Porcupines – Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.

Trampoline vs. Lawyer – What’s the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? You take…