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Coming Home Late – Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns…

Michael Jackson’s Baby – What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? "Which one’s Mommy?"

Good Samaritan – Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no…

Pregnant Dairy Queen – Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot…

Blonde Hears Voices – Blonde: "Doc, you’ve gotta help me. I keep hearing voices."Doc: "When…

Contractor Booty Call… Nail Gun – I’ve got a state-of-the-art nail gun.