Pancakes – Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking. "What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother. "Shit, I want some fucking pancakes," said the first brother. The mother slapped him across the face. "We don”t talk like that in this house. Now, how about you, son? I hope you”ve learned a lesson from your brother. What do you want for breakfast?" "I”ve sure learned my lesson! You can bet your ass I don”t want any fucking pancakes!"
