Out of T.P. – A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager. The bartender says, ”He isn’t here but I can do anything the manger can do for you.” By this time the lady is running her fingers down his face and into his mouth and is letting him suck on her fingers. She says, ”You’re sure he isn’t here?” The bartender says, ”Yes, I’m very sure.” The lady says, ”Well, I just wanted to tell him there’s no toilet paper or soap in the women’s restroom.”
Thursday, January 30
Out of T.P.
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